So, it’s almost the end of the term—as well as the end of the year—and that is when all the deadlines start sneaking in.
I’m serious—they sneak up on me when I am totally unaware and when I realise that I have only got less than a week to meet that deadline, I start to panick.
So not much news or updates around for some time…
To think that I have to mug for my tests during the Christmas break
After checking my school assignments, I realised that I’ve got a lot due this and next week.
Not to mention I’m working three days a week, plus, online commitments…
“Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline……
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on theline.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother’s maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.”
If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lay down & cry. You won’t be crazy forever.
If you are blonde don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.”
So, the new school semester has started and I feel like this half of the year would be much more hectic than the last one. Apparently, the modules I’m taking are not solely assignment-based but exam-based as well.
To think that I’ve got big plans on re-doing most of my sites. Looks like I’ll have to let some go.
Yep! So, my hair’s straight once again thanks to the technology of rebonding! Seems like I’m going to be like Elisia—rebonding and re-rebonding and re-re-rebonding…
… and it goes on.